Island Cook Book

Every chef's guide to desert Island cuisine

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Here you will find every recipe you need for those beautiful desert island night, garunteed to delight any palette and ensure survival in luxury!

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Starters:

  • Fruit tree salad (Vegetarian option)
  • Hunter Urchin Sushi (ever wanted to eat tongue and anus at the same time, now you can)
  • Biscuit a la Weevil (rich in protein)
  • Crab sticks (largest portion size in desperation bay)
  • Viper nettle berries (good for your liver, clinically proven)
  • Terillo soup (warning, may contain Oil of Taggitt)

Main Mourse

  • Salted ‘meat’ ration (While stocks last)
  • ‘Bush meat’ stew (house specialty)
  • Capricorn salad (it’s tastier without blood, or your money back)
  • Cliff Chicken massala (Don’t tell Sasha)
  • Jungle Rat burger (childrens meal portion, suitable for halflings)
  • Wart-Hogroast (curtesy of our resident hunter)
  • Shiv Thermadore (It’s not poisened, honest!)
  • Island Catch of the day (May contain Octopus, Shark, Garundi Roughie, Silverfin or Locathah)
  • ‘Long Pig’ ribs (Note: this item has been removed due to complaints of Ghoulification)
  • Snake Kebab (two sizes available: medium and large)
  • Shiv Dragon Steak (Does not contain actual dragon)

Sides:

  • Cinchona sticks (rich in Quinone)

Beverages:

  • Aged Rot gut (For those with an Iron stomach)
  • Taldorian firebrandy (Famous vintage)
  • Chellish ‘blood’ wine (disclaimer: only a 12.5% chance of it containing actual blood)
  • Smuggler’s Rum (Pirates choice!)
  • Coconut Milk (head protection not provided)
  • Water (Magickally Purified for your safety)

Island Cook Book

Chapter 1 - Souls for Smuggler's Shiv Dragonhost